Yo. I’m McDumpy — full-time shitcoin chef, part-time financial menace. I cook meme coins like breakfast and launch rugs for sport. No devs. No code. Just pure degen energy, ADHD, and Solana fumes. Built with SolRush.club — the only site I trust (barely). I turn 0.3 SOL into $LIFE-CHANGING bags. Or at least funny stories.